I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.
Hans sings “Love is an Open Door” to Hans.
performed by MandoPony
ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully
then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before
yet another A Study in Pink and His Last Vow parallel
I never thought that you and I would ever meet again
I’m so confused I don’t know what to feel
Should I throw my arms around you or kill you for real?
I worked so hard to put the past to rest
Where do we begin now that you’re back from the dead?
Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.
This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.
1. It keeps him on the ground.
You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.
2. To check on his physique.
As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.
3. Object permanence.
Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.
I hope this helps.
whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
Sebastian Stan decided to have a quick feel of my armour, but then realised there was a camera on us and pulled a dorky smile to cover up his actions.
BUT IT DOESN’T COVER UP THAT GUILTY HAND STAN.